Overheard
Wish I had a sweater with a turkey on it, because then I’d know what to wear today.
Wish I had a sweater with a turkey on it, because then I’d know what to wear today.
A sock in hand is not worth two in the drawer.
When life hands you pineapple juice, ask for some rum too, because you can mix those together, and that shit is tasty.
A simple, effective, drinking game for December 2010: just take a shot whenever a journalist or media personality says, “in this economy.”